Q: Why was Santo writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Banto: What's Ford?
Santo: Gaadi.
Banto: What's Oxford?
Santo: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Banto sent sms to Santo: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santo got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.